yeahhhh i purposely post this cause i want guys understand girls better :) especially my boyfie :P
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. YEAH.
4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
5. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
6. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
7. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
8. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
9. We are DrAmA queens.
10. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
11. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
12. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
13. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
14. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it
15. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, we're going to outlive you.
16. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.
17. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.
18. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
19. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
20. They can’t live without tension. Every once in a while she’s gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
21. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild.
22. It never hurts to say you’re sorry, even if you don’t mean it.
23. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. YEAH.
4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
5. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
6. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
7. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
8. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
9. We are DrAmA queens.
10. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
11. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
12. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
13. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
14. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it
15. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, we're going to outlive you.
16. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.
17. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.
18. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
19. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
20. They can’t live without tension. Every once in a while she’s gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
21. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild.
22. It never hurts to say you’re sorry, even if you don’t mean it.
23. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
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